Printed when you order, collected in Brantford

Flare Merch

Three tees, a cap and a tote. We print each one when you order it, so give it about 2 weeks and collect it from Our Kitchen Brantford.

The tees

The wordmark is on the front of every tee. The design is on the back.

Heat Scale Tee

$30.00

The crew shirt

The one we wore behind the table at the Paris Fair. The wordmark across the chest, and on the back the three blends as engraved plates (mint, ginger and cinnamon), each with its heat level in flames. It's black ring-spun cotton, unisex.

  • Black ring-spun cotton, unisex cut
  • Engraved plates in bone, four inks
  • Sizes S to 2XL

Size

Hot Moms Tee

$30.00

Hot moms drink vinegar

The wordmark on the chest. On the back, the lemon from the label engraved in bone, ten inches tall, and HOT MOMS DRINK VINEGAR under it in the label's type.

  • Black ring-spun cotton, unisex cut
  • Engraved plate in bone, three inks
  • Sizes S to 2XL

Size

Hot Dads Tee

$30.00

Hot dads drink vinegar

The same shirt for the other half of the couple, with the jalapeno instead of the lemon and HOT DADS DRINK VINEGAR under it.

  • Black ring-spun cotton, unisex cut
  • Engraved plate in bone, three inks
  • Sizes S to 2XL

Size

The cap and the bag

The wordmark only, in two colours each.

Flare Cap

$25.00

Wordmark, stitched small

The wordmark stitched small on the front in bone thread, in black or flame red. Adjustable strap, one size.

  • Unstructured six-panel
  • Embroidered wordmark, bone thread
  • Adjustable strap, one size

Colour · Black

Flare Tote

$18.00

Heavy canvas, two colourways

Heavy cotton canvas with the wordmark across the front: black with the letters in bone, or natural canvas with the letters in ink, and the flame in red on both. It'll take a Full Rack, six bottles, with room left for the rest of the market.

  • Heavy cotton canvas, 15 by 16 in
  • Two-colour screen print
  • Carries six bottles and the rest of the market

Colour · Black

How it gets made

1 · The blank

Black ring-spun cotton for the tees and heavy cotton canvas for the bag, the same weights we'd buy for ourselves.

2 · The print

It's printed in the same bone white and flame red as the label, and the wordmark is the real print vector, so the flame on the shirt is the flame on the bottle.

3 · The wait

We don't hold stock. Your shirt goes to the printer the moment you order it, one at a time, which is why it takes about 2 weeks and why we never run out of your size.

Sizing

Unisex cut, measured flat. If you usually buy women's sizing, go one letter down from the one you’d guess; the cut runs long rather than wide.

Tee measurements in inches, measured flat
SizeChest, flatLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

The small print

  • Collected in person at Our Kitchen Brantford, or at a stall on the day if we've booked one. We don't post merch yet, so if you're far away, email us at hello@flaretonic.ca and we'll work something out.
  • Wrong size? Email us within 14 days, unworn with the tags on, and we'll swap it.
  • The price on the tag is the price you pay. Nothing is added at checkout.
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